Hans-Joachim Arndt (Ende 2002)
Intro
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Chorus
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Intro
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Verse I
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When I saw him the very first time, I saw a Rotarschpawian
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He smelled like alcohol and like ***ing cigarettes
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He had a wife of course, her name was Ilse Arndt
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And his daughter-------- was------------ his but – ler---------     He’s called:

Chorus
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Hans-Joachim Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt
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Französischlehrer Arndt, Relilehrer Arndt, Deutschlehrer Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt
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Hans-Joachim Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt, Hans- Joachim Arndt
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Französischlehrer Arndt, Relilehrer Arndt, Deutschlehrer Arndt, Hans-Joachim Arndt     Hey!

Verse II
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His face was already red when he shouted ‚Mensch Kinders!’
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And his hair looked out of his funny nose
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He said he was fifty-eight but he looked like eighty-five
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But everybody in our class was happy when he came alive to school

Chorus
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Intro
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Chorus
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