Wish I Was A Girl
Violent Delight
Tabbed by timo2000

Drop D

Intro 
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D-7---3--5--2--------
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Verse
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Pre & Post Chorus
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Chorus
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Or a much more basic (and easier to follow) version

  A                        F
I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
  A                    F
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
  A                       F
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
   A                  F
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

E F E D-bit
I wish I was a girl
        A                             F
I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
    A                       F
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
    A              F
Cos being a guy is really boring
    A                   F
And cross dressing just isn't my thing

E F E D-bit

A           F                C
Some people think I might be gay
            G               A
But I don't swing the other way
             F                 C
I just wanna be a girl so *** much
           G
To feel my clit as it gets.........

E F E D bit
       A                       F
But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
      A                                        F
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
    A                       F
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
      A                                F
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
  A                            F
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
    A                        F
I'd get a better job when performing 69
    A                  F
Cos being a girl would be so cool
    A                      F
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool

E F E D bit

Mother

Why wasn't I a girl
(repeat 12 times)

Why

Chorus x3