Preaching To The Deaf Lyrics

Nuclear Assault's "Preaching to the Deaf"
J.Connelly, D.Lilker

Trust me listen to me don't think much of what I'm saying
	After all, I am your friend
Let me be your guide and teach you the true way of things
	and a personal friend of God
While we're talking and you're listening get your checkbook out
	Just sign on the bottom line please
What does money really mean in the true scheme of things
	Y'all spell that with a y

        The Lord is a close personal friend of mine
	We play cards every Tuesday night, he always wins of course
	But you know, I have witnessed a miracle
	I have seen a 900 foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma
	Although a guy named Sam (Sam Kineson screams) thinks I was off my
				medication
	But praise the Lord and send in your donations
	Even though I have sinned against you...
	... and never mind those dirty pictures that are circulating
	with the little girl in the saddle

Watch my TV show, pay attention ver close
	Send your checks to this address
What will you give to me to guarantee your salvation
	Send in cash if you can
Never mind about my twenty million salary
	Just doin' the Lord's work, ma'am
I think God's got some very strange associates
	Don't mind me quivering under my desk