Muther Fucker Lyrics

She took me off my guard with disappointment 
I got sucked inside of her apartment 
She's got dried-up flowers, flakey skin 
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin 

She's a nightmare hippy girl 
With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world 
She's a whimsical, tragical beauty 
Self-conscious and a little bit fruity 

It's a new age let-down in my face 
She's so spaced out and there ain't no space 
She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile 
I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style 

[Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...] 
She's a nightmare hippy girl 
With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world 
She's a whimsical, tragical beauty 
Uptight and a little bit snooty 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 

[Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...] 
She's a magical, sparklin' tease 
She's a rainbow chokin' the breeze 
Yo, she's busting out onto the scene 
With nightmare bogus poetry 
She's a melted avocado on the shelf 
She's the science of herself 
She's spazing out on a cosmic level 
And she's meditating with the devil 
She's cooking salad for breakfast 
She's got tofu the size of Texas 
She's a witness to her own glory 
She's a never-ending story 
She's a frolicking depression 
She's a self-inflicted obsession 
She's got a thousand lonely husbands 
She's playin' footsie in another dimension 
She's a goddess milking the time for all that it's worth