(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half Lyrics

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From American Pie 2 Soundtrack.

I know a guy who took too many pills 
Now he's got a mansion that sits on a hill 
14 million served that's correct 
17 cars, 3 cribs, and 2 jets 
I came to test to blood, sweat, tears 
Persevered for ten long years 
10 years, I was there for 8 
And I ain't seen a meaner mutha puttin' food on our plate 
I've learned to hate, and that's a damn shame 
Because I'm gettin' pretty good at this bitch ass game 
See, fame ain't the problem, it's broke¡­ 
Pissin' on my dawg cause they're down on their luck 
Now you're stuck like a pig in the poke 
You know you're makin' him mad, and you're goin' to get choked 
Don't you know every dog has a limit 
Yo. I'm about to kick somebody's ass in a minute 

chorus: 

I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half 
Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad 
I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half 
(I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad 
I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half 
Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad 
I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half 
(I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad 

Sometimes success leads to stress 
Legal roles and dumb (hoes) and death threats 
Nat work for network and that works 
And people jerk for perks that ain't theirs 
And that hurts. You work your whole life 
And that still ain't enough 
Cause a bunch of punks wanna poach your stuff 
That's not your stuff 
So don't touch that 
And don't make me break with this baseball bat, cause 

repeat chorus 

You're not playing nice 
My dog likes to share 
You're goin to get smacked for not playin fair 
It's in the air you can feel the tension 
We don't take kind to senseless dissension 
You bark like a dog. You fight like a dog 
You live by your dog. You die by your dog 
Now there's a calm before the storm 
And I'd hate to be you when it starts to get warm 
Clouds are forming. Crowds are swarming 
You've had for-warning. Now pray for mourning, cause 

repeat chorus (x2)