Mexican Wine Lyrics

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion 
They scattered his ashes across the ocean 
The water was used to make baby lotion 
The wheels of comotion were set into motion 

But the sun still shines in the summer time 
I'll be yours if you'll be mine 
I tried to change, but I changed my mind 
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine 

She lived alone in a small apartment 
Across the street from the health department 
She left her pills in the glove compartment 
That was the afternoon her heart went 

And the sun still shines in the summer time 
I'll be yours if you'll be mine 
I tried to change, but I changed my mind 
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine 
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine 

I used to fly for United Airlines 
Then I got fired for reading High Times 
My license expired in alomst no time 
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine 

Because the sun still shines in the summer time 
I'll be yours if you'll be mine 
I tried to change, but I changed my mind 
Think I'll ahev another glass of Mexican wine 
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine 
Won't you have another glass of Mexican wine?