The Rum Tum Tugger Lyrics

All Jellicles:  THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A CURIOUS CAT
                THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A CURIOUS CAT
Rum Tum Tugger: IF YOU OFFER ME PHEASANT, I'D RATHER HAVE GROUSE
                IF YOU PUT ME IN A HOUSE, I WOULD MUCH PREFER A FLAT
                IF YOU PUT ME IN A FLAT, THEN I'D RATHER HAVE A HOUSE
                IF YOU SET ME ON A MOUSE, THEN I ONLY WANT A RAT
                IF YOU SET ME ON A RAT, THEN I'D RATHER CHASE A MOUSE
All Jellicles:  THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A CURIOUS CAT
Rum Tum Tugger: AND THERE ISN'T ANY CALL FOR ME TO SHOUT IT
All Jellicles:  FOR HE WILL DO AS HE DO DO
Rum Tum Tugger: AND THERE'S NO DOING ANYTHING ABOU-OUT IT
Quaxo:          THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A TERRIBLE BORE
Rum Tum Tugger: WHEN YOU LET ME IN, THEN I WANT TO BE OUT
                I'M ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF EVERY DOOR
                AND AS SOON AS I GET HOME, THEN I'D LIKE TO GET ABOUT
                I LIKE TO LIE IN THE BUREAU DRAWER
                BUT I MAKE SUCH A FUSS IF I CAN'T GET OUT
All Jellicles:  THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A CURIOUS CAT
Rum Tum Tugger: AND IT ISN'T ANY USE FOR YOU TO DOUBT IT
All Jellicles:  FOR HE WILL DO AS HE DO DO
Rum Tum Tugger: AND THERE'S NO DOING ANYTHING ABOU-OU-OUT IT
Bombalurina:    THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A CURIOUS BEAST
Rum Tum Tugger: MY DISOBLIGING WAYS ARE A MATTER OF HABIT
                IF YOU OFFER ME FISH, THEN I ALWAYS WANT A FEAST
                AND WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY FISH, THEN I WON'T EAT RABBIT
                IF YOU OFFER ME CREAM, THEN I SNIFF AND SNEER
                FOR I ONLY LIKE WHAT I FIND FOR MYSELF
                SO YOU'LL CATCH ME IN IT RIGHT UP TO MY EARS
                WHEN YOU PUT IT AWAY ON THE LARDER SHELF
All Jellicles:  THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS ARTFUL AND KNOWING
                THE RUM TUM TUGGER
Rum Tum Tugger: DOESN'T CARE FOR A CUDDLE
                AND I'LL LEAP UP ON YOUR LAP IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SEWING
                'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING I ENJOY LIKE A HORRIBLE MUDDLE
All Jellicles:  THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS ARTFUL AND KNOWING
                THE RUM TUM TUGGER DOESN'T CARE FOR A CUDDLE
                THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A CURIOUS CAT
Rum Tum Tugger: AND THERE ISN'T ANY NEED FOR ME TO SPOUT IT
All Jellicles:  FOR HE WILL DO AS HE DO DO
Rum Tum Tugger: AND THERE'S NO DOING ANYTHING
                ABOU-OU-OU-OU-OU ...
                ABOU-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW ...
                ABOU-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW!!!!!!!!!!
                ABOUT IT!