Bingo Lyrics

          I've got some fat to loose
          And something else too
          I never knew the rules
          Because I've never had a girlfriend
          I suppose I've got a lot to learn
          I don't know anything
          I'm only seventeen
          I go to public school
          They never taught me anything I need to learn
          But someone told me where to find out

          Out where the lights are red
          And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
          Out where the films are blue
          And the licensed places never shut their doors

          I will go there-bingo
          I will find out
          I will discover-bingo
          What the fuss is about

           So I went up to town
           and I got some money out
           I found my self a bar
           Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help
           And then I really found out

           Out where the lights are red
           And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
           Out wgere the films are blue
           And the licensed places never shut their doors

           I will go there-bingo
           I will find out
           I will discover-bingo
           What the fuss is about

           But as I tried to leave
           They gave the bill to me
           I couldn't quite believe
           They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke
           Or they would call my mother

           Out where the skies are black
           And they wait for another victim to pass on
           Out where the kids are green
           And are thick enough to left themselves be conned

           Yes I went there-bingo
           and I  found out
           Yes I discoverd-bingo
           what the fuss is about