Being Dead Is Boring Lyrics

Performed by the Chaotic Youth                                                  
(Gil Beck, Col Reid, John Bidochka, Hema Stulberg, Rory Mitchell)               
Written by Gil Beck, Col Reid, John Bidochka                                    
(c) 1992 Chaotic Music                                                          
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Ay!  Ay-y-ay!                                                                   
A long time ago                                                                 
Was a long time ago                                                             
A long time ago when people lived                                               
If they lived today they'd either be old or dead                                
Living is death                                                                 
Death is life after a fruit sausage cake made by Gilbert Beck                   
Being dead is boring, I should know                                             
I'm braindead inside and I am really bored                                      
It's no fun being stupid                                                        
My uncle Jello will tell you, if you're dead you won't have any fun             
Because death is the last adventure and that's a lot of fun                     
"Hey here we are at the top of a building,                                      
Let's jump off, HHHGGggeeennnggghhh!"                                           
Being dead is boring but getting there is half the fun                          
Being dead is really boring                                                     
And you'd have to be a loser to try it without a parachute                      
Dead                                                                            
(sax solo - John)                                                               
Being dead really sucks but getting there is half the fun                       
Why don't you try it someday                                                    
Fill out a form, sign on the bottom line                                        
I'll give you a million dollars if you'll go and kill yourself                  
And when you're dead I'll take it back                                          
You don't need it where you're going                                            
Being dead is really boring, isn't that right Col?                              
"It's boring as being dead!"                                                    
That's right, when you say you're dead bored you're not kidding                 
Trust me                                                                        
I don't know what I'm saying and I don't really care                            
So fuck yourself, fuck yourself, stupid little whore                            
Go fuck yourself up the ass                                                     
I want to see you do it again                                                   
Dead                                                                            
I think I'll win a Grammy for this really great song                            
I'll show it to my granny and she'll tell me it's all wrong                     
I'll win an Emmy too                                                            
And I think I'll win a fat lady award from Canada                               
And that's the end, so fuck off and die                                         
Don't play this for your mom                                                    
                                                                                
THE END