Believer Lyrics

I carry my microphone with me 
Everywhere I go 
It makes for a very good dead weight 
In case of an emergency 
In case I need to break your face 
In case I need you to be dead 

Who do you think you are 
Who do I think you are 
I know who you are 
And it's hard to believe that God made you and me with the same hands 

Sit? 
I tell my doggie to sit 
But I am not a dog 
But you make the animal in me 
Want to come out all over you 

Chorus [x2] 

And it's hard to believe that I'm still a believer